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फनी शायरी : हमें तो अपनों ने ही लूटा

जोक
पति -
 
हमें तो अपनों ने ही लूटा,
गैरों में कहां दम था;
हमारी कश्ती भी वहां डूबी,
जहां पानी कम था।
 
पत्नी -
 
तुम तो थे ही गधे,
तुम्हारी अकल में कहां दम था;
वहां कश्ती लेके ही क्यों गए,
जहां पानी कम था...।
 
Wife always rocks