मालवी चुटकुला : गर्मी से चीजें फैलती हैं
कक्षा में माटसाब ने पूछियो - गर्मी पाकर चीजें फैलती हैं, इसका उदाहरण बताओ ?
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भेरियो ऊबो हुओ अने जवाब दियो-"माटसाब, जो छुट्टी ठंड में 7 दिन की रे, वा गर्मी में 2 महीना की हुई जाए।
| ( ! ) Warning: file_put_contents(/tmp/hi/hindi-jokes.json): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /u2/websites/hindi-uat.webdunia.com/library/Site/Utility.php on line 1033 | ||||
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| Call Stack | ||||
| # | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
| 1 | 0.0001 | 361464 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
| 2 | 1.4487 | 3642760 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:62 |
| 3 | 1.4487 | 3642760 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:378 |
| 4 | 1.4487 | 3642760 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:101 |
| 5 | 1.4641 | 3677984 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'article'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'manager'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'display'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = [1 => 'i', 'articleSeoStr' => '-122051100089_1', 'module' => 'article', 'controller' => 'manager', 'action' => 'display']; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/hindi-jokes/funny-jokes-in-hindi-122051100089_1.html'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/hindi-jokes/funny-jokes-in-hindi-122051100089_1.html'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = []; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
| 6 | 1.4919 | 3779840 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'displayAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
| 7 | 1.4920 | 3782520 | Article_ManagerController->displayAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
| 8 | 2.1122 | 4015216 | Site_Utility::getCachedApi( $url = 'https://ws-uat.webdunia.com/json/rightbar?lang=hi&url=/hindi-jokes', $cacheFile = '/tmp/hi/hindi-jokes.json', $cacheTime = 1800 ) | .../ManagerController.php:146 |
| 9 | 2.4219 | 4047984 | file_put_contents( $filename = '/tmp/hi/hindi-jokes.json', $data = '{"Contents":[[{"Type":"PageList","Title":"\\u092c\\u0949\\u0932\\u0940\\u0935\\u0941\\u0921 \\u0939\\u0932\\u091a\\u0932","ViewAllUrl":"","SeeAllText":"\\u0938\\u092d\\u0940 \\u0926\\u0947\\u0916\\u0947\\u0902","Pages":[{"Type":"ThumbnailTitleLink","Thumbnail":"https:\\/\\/nonprod-media.webdunia.com\\/public_html\\/_media\\/hi\\/img\\/article\\/2026-11\\/04\\/thumb\\/5_4\\/1793788105-5497.jpg","Title":"\\u0938\\u0928\\u0940 \\u0926\\u0947\\u0913\\u0932 \\u0915\\u0940 \\u092b\\u093f\\u0932\\u094d\\u092e \'\\u0938\\u0942\\u0930\\u094d\\u092f\\u093e\' \\u0915\\u09'..., $flags = 2 ) | .../Utility.php:1033 |
